Community (TV Series)

Messianic Myths and Ancient Peoples (2010)

Alison Brie: Annie Edison

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Quotes 

• Jeff Winger , Troy Barnes : [Jeff is sitting at the study table reading, he looks up at Troy entering the room wearing the same all-black clothes]  Great. So which one of us is gonna head home and... Change.

  Jeff Winger , Troy Barnes , Abed Nadir : [Abed, vocalizing, walks into the room, through a different door, wearing the same all-black clothes]  Hilarious. So you guys bought one of my outfits, and then staked out my apartment every day until I wore it? That's not pathetic. Okay. Well, good job. I guess I'm heading home to change now.

  [all turn to exit, Jeff leaves] 

  Annie Edison : [Annie rushes into the room wearing the same all-black clothes and is greeted by Abed and Troy]  I hit traffic, did I miss it?

  Troy Barnes , Abed Nadir , Annie Edison : Darn it.

• Annie Edison : Professor?

  Professor Ian Duncan : Oh, Annie. Don't start, we've been through this. Anthropology is the study of humanity, nothing is off-topic.

• Annie Edison : Pierce has been acting out a lot lately, maybe you should talk to him.

  Jeff Winger : How is that my job?

  Annie Edison : Aren't you, like, the dad?

  Jeff Winger : Would the dad walk away from this conversation?

  Annie Edison : No?

  [Jeff walks away] 

  Annie Edison : [Annie gasps]  Ah!

• Annie Edison : So how's your film going, Abed?

  Shirley Bennett : Blasphemously.

  Abed Nadir : It's not blasphemy to say that we are God, Shirley. First Corinthians: He who unites himself with the Lord is one with him in spirit.

  Shirley Bennett : Did you just scripture me, Muslim?

  Annie Edison : Jesus was Jewish.

  Shirley Bennett : Are you ever gonna let that go?

  Jeff Winger : [lowers newspaper he was reading]  Hey. No religious talk.