Community (TV Series)
Messianic Myths and Ancient Peoples (2010)
Chevy Chase: Pierce Hawthorne
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Quotes
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[Leonard and the others abandon Pierce and Richard after dementia-ridden Richard crashes the Dean's car]
Pierce Hawthorne : Richard, are you alright?
Richard : Who's Richard? Is that me?
Pierce Hawthorne : Yes.
Richard : Then I'm fine. Who are those people running away? Are those my friends?
Pierce Hawthorne : Now, that's a very good question.
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Abed Nadir : Whoa.
Pierce Hawthorne : What?
Abed Nadir : That's a lot of pasta for no veggies.
Pierce Hawthorne : [definitely] You're not in charge of what I eat.
Abed Nadir : True.
[calls out]
Abed Nadir : Britta!
[exit Abed, enter Britta]
Pierce Hawthorne : [Britta glares at the plate of pasta and shakes her head] And some damn broccoli, please.
[Britta smiles and nods her head approvingly]
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Shirley Bennett : I told my pastor about YouTube and how there's no light there. Our church wants to sponsor the making of a viral video with a Christian message.
Pierce Hawthorne : Ha. What are you going to do, "Rapping Jesus"?
Shirley Bennett : Pierce, please step aside and make room for a new generation. Abed, would you like to make a Christian YouTube? I know you're Muslim...
Abed Nadir : As a Muslim, I'd be happy to. As a filmmaker, no way. I'm a storyteller, not a preacher.
Shirley Bennett : The Bible has been called the greatest story ever told.
Abed Nadir : Ben Lyons said the same thing about I Am Legend.
Shirley Bennett : Oh, well, I'll have to rent that then.
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Leonard : Ah. Stop worrying. Richard flew zeroes during the Big One.
Pierce Hawthorne : What do you mean "flew zeroes?" He's not Japanese.
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Leonard : Hey, he left his keys.
Richard : Ooh, who's up for a joy ride?
Leonard , Pearl , Joe : [laughing] Hell yeah. I am.
Pierce Hawthorne : I don't know. We could get into serious trouble.
Richard : Oh, come on.
Leonard : If we get caught, we can just pretend we're disoriented, and they can give us a ride home.
Richard : Where am I? What year is it?
[laughter]
Pierce Hawthorne : But we've all been drinking.
Pearl : Oh, grow a schmekel.