- Uncle Terry: I'm not allowed to tell a sexy woman I thought she was beautiful?
- Johnny Rizzo: No! No! Not when that woman is my fiancée and I'm your nephew!
- Uncle Terry: Lose the hat. Okay? You're too young to get married and too old to wear that fucking hat.
- Brooke: Have you ever slept on the beach?
- Johnny Rizzo: I'm not really a 'sleep-on-the-beach' kinda guy.
- Brooke: You could be.
- Johnny Rizzo: [On his upcoming wedding] I think it's a good time.
- Uncle Terry: Look, take it from one who's been there.
- [Raises a glass]
- Uncle Terry: Never a good time.
- Brooke: [Teasing Johnny about his tennis skills] You should stop talking so much about sports and maybe start playing them.
- Johnny Rizzo: I know what you're trying to do, Uncle Terry, and I'm not interested, okay?
- Uncle Terry: [Raises his arms in mock innocence] Wait, you're not interested in spending a little quality time with your uncle?
- Uncle Terry: [Jokingly calls out to Johnny as he's about to call Claire] Hey Youngblood! Admit to nothing!