- Restaurant Delivery Guy: I'm seriously a huge fan - you're my favorite band after Coldplay.
- [Grohl turns around, outraged]
- Self - Foo Fighters: There you go, man - I finished the fucking song.
- Self - Foo Fighters: You did.
- Self - Foo Fighters: [Throws a cymbal, cutting his head in two] Thank you.
- [Attempting to rouse their electrocuted road manager]
- Self - Foo Fighters: Kruuuuuuug... Jägermeister!
- Self - Foo Fighters: [Seeing Rami wearing bikini underwear with a tiger's head on the crotch] Are those mine?
- Rami Jaffee: Oh yeah, I borrowed them.
- Nate Mendel: Just go up there and fuck up the drums so he can't finish the song.
- Pat Smear: Shouldn't be too hard for you.
- Self - Foo Fighters: Eat a bag of dicks, Smear.
- Pat Smear: Dude has gone fucking crazy! Like, ass-flappin', dick-slappin', One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest crazy.