- Narrator: is this the end of our heroes? will they splatter on the court below?
- Bugs: uh-uh-uh, Mr Network says "no splattering".
- Narrator: *UN-SPLATTERED* Air and Hare Jordan! saved by a *clever edit*!
- Narrator: I smell trouble, I smell popcorn!
- Bugs and Michael: get ya hot buttered popcorn!
- Bugs: get it while it's hot!
- Michael: get while it's buttered!
- [an alien eats it and explodes]
- Bugs and Michael: is there a doctor in the house?
- Doctor: I'm a doctor!
- Bugs and Michael: what's up doc?
- Narrator: things seem weak for our heroes! wait, a giant pencil with an equally-giant eraser!
- Bugs: Neval Beach!
- Michael: this is no way for a superstar to travel!
- Bugs: what the- SHOES?
- Marvin: and they're all mine!
- Bugs and Michael: give me those Air Jordans!
- Marvin and K-9: no!
- Bugs and Michael: yes!
- Marvin and K-9: no!
- Bugs and Michael: no!
- Marvin and K-9: yes!
- Bugs and Michael: no!
- Marvin and K-9: yes
- Bugs and Michael: no!
- Marvin: take these or else!
- [they take them]
- Marvin: that makes me angry!