Planet Sheen is the greatest thing since Spy Kids 2: Islands of Lost Dreams. This show instantly cured my stage 6 clinical depression and upon viewing this I instantly gained 70 IQ points and the ability to levitate. My favorite character is obviously Sheen, because his entire character arc is actually an amazing metaphor for our society as a whole. In fact when he lifted in the rocket in the first that was a metaphor for Noah's Ark. Clearly this masterpiece puts the likes of The Titanic and Garfield, A Tale of Two Kitties to absolute shame, my family tried to restrain me from watching this show for the 278th time in a row and attempted to tell me to go get a job but I couldn't because of the fact that Planet Sheen is the greatest television program in the history of mankind and I would probably lose all will to live if someone were to take me away.
