Meet Cute (I) (2022)

Kaley Cuoco: Sheila

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Quotes 

• Sheila : It's okay for things to be messy sometimes.

• Sheila : But hello, spoiler alert. I have a time machine. I could go back, talk to your parents, remind them what a treasure you are. They'll love you from the start. And bam, trauma eliminated.

  June : Don't fuck with my trauma, Sheila. If I didn't have these occasional moments of complete and total worthlessness, I wouldn't have this sparkling sense of humor.

• Sheila : Lucky for you, my mouth speaks before my brain tells it to.

• Chai : Organic red velvet pieces crushed into a bed of lost feelings, hopes, and dreams drizzled with tears

  Sheila : Mmm

• Gary : Hi

  Chai : Beautiful night

  Gary : Yes, it is. What do you recommend?

  Chai : We've got a flavor called Childhood. It's, er, ice cream made out of milk left to soak for two weeks in Fruity Pebbles cereal served on a cone made out of deconstructed peanut butter and jelly sandwiches

  Gary : Erm, do you... have vanilla?

  Chai : No

  Gary : You know, it... it really does taste like my childhood

  Sheila : I know. Mine too; it's amazing!

• Chai : Caramel, cinnamon, and regret drizzled on top of breast milk-flavored ice cream and fresh cut grass

  Sheila : Mmm

  Chai : The cones aren't edible. Don't eat them

• Chai : Locally sourced Sour Patch Kids roughly shaved onto a bed of whimsical romaine lettuce-flavored gelato

  Gary : Alright...

  Sheila : Two!

• June : ...It's a time machine... . The owner bought it, but he doesn't like it. It only goes back 24 hours.

  Sheila : Damn, false advertising. Such a problem these days, June. Tell me about it.

  June : The owner went back 24 hours before he bought the time machine to not buy the time machine.

• Sheila : I'm just such a fucking loser. I'm such a fucking sad sack.

  [crying] 

  Sheila : Why are you so nice to me?

  June : You tip decent.

• Sheila : Time travel. Tomorrow, yesterday, it doesn't matter. That's the problem. That is the problem. No matter what, my life is shit, okay?

  June : This is a second chance, and those are rare. So maybe you should take it. You might see things differently on the other side. And if you don't, you can always kill yourself later.

  Sheila : Yeah, I'll do it. Fuck it. Maybe I'll get shit out on the other side of the rainbow.

  June : That's the spirit.

• Sheila : So actually, this was the spot I was gonna kill myself. Can you believe it?

  Gary : Wait. Really?

  Sheila : I know. Think about it. The drop, the dive, the chill of the water. I mean, it's a pretty good way Plus, no blood, and no, like, weird forensics. Like, what happened to her? It'd be very obvious. Pretty selfless way to kill yourself, don't you think? I feel like people would call me the Mother Teresa of suicides. Maybe not, but I don't mind if they do.