- Colonel Carter: One of the last fine pleasures, son. A good cigar. Now, only a good piece of ass is the only thing it'll top.
- Colonel Carter: What if you can't deal with this new person you see in the mirror?
- Tyler: Well then, sir, I'll just get myself a nice piece of ass and a good cigar. I don't feel sorry for myself 'cause no one else gives a shit.
- Colby: Why in a rat's ass we got to give back our dog tags? Huh? Huh? I want my mama to have me sitting pretty, you hear me, boy? Sitting pretty in a shiny black casket back in Knoxville. Y'all ain't fixing to bury me out here in Puerto Rico. I'll tell you that much.
- Private Jonathan: It's not Puerto Rico; that's in the Caribbean.
- Colby: Whatever the hell it is! It's all Taco Bell city to me, boy! You hear me?
- Jessie: Hey, honey, you get scared? You can always grab onto Papa.
- Cassandra Mason: Two tours in Baghdad, a year with the U.N. peacekeepers in Sudan. I'm not scared of this crap!
- Jessie: What a hardcore woman. What a turn-on!