- Chucky: [looking at his half-melted face in a mirror] You look like tuna melt. No one's gonna love you lookin' like that.
- Mayor Michelle Cross: [about Lexy] Every time she speaks, it's like cheap silver on a mass produced dinner plate.
- Tiffany: My mother always told me, "Never let a man cock block you from what makes you really happy", and eating makes me happy!