Deadpool (2016)
Karan Soni: Dopinder
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Quotes
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Dopinder : Uh, why the fancy red suit, Mr. Pool?
Deadpool : Oh, that's because it's Christmas Day, Dopinder. And I'm after someone on my naughty list. I've been waiting one year, three weeks... six days and, oh...
[Deadpool looking at his watch]
Deadpool : 14 minutes to make him fix what he did to me.
Dopinder : And what did he do to you, Mr. Pool?
Deadpool : This shit...
[Deadpool lifts his mask halfway showing his scarred face]
Deadpool : Boo!
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Dopinder : My romantic rival, Bandhu. He's tied up in the trunk. I'm doing as you said, DP. I plan to gut him like a polluted fish, then dump his carcass on Gita's doorstep.
Deadpool : I did not tell him to do that! Absolutely not! It got lost in translation. Dopinder this is *no* way to win Gita's heart back!
[Whisper]
Deadpool : I am so proud of you.
[Loudly]
Deadpool : Drop Bandhu off, safe and gentle-like.
[Whisper]
Deadpool : Kill him.
[Loudly]
Deadpool : And then win Gita back the old-fashioned way with your boyish charm.
[Whisper]
Deadpool : Kidnap her.
Negasonic Teenage Warhead : [to Colossus] He's super dead.
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Deadpool : Love is a beautiful thing. When you find it, the the whole world taste like Daffodil Daydream. So you gotta hold onto love... tight! And never let go. Don't make the same mistakes I did. Got it?
Dopinder : Yeah.
Deadpool : Or the whole world tastes like Mama Juice after hot yoga.
Dopinder : Sir, what does Miss Mama June taste like?
Deadpool : Like two hobos fucking in a shoe filled with piss.