All Critics Must Die

2020
1h 19m

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When Count Jackula allows a powerful mystical artifact to fall into the hands of an evil order, he must enlist his fellow internet reviewers to help retrieve it and bring order back to reali... Read allWhen Count Jackula allows a powerful mystical artifact to fall into the hands of an evil order, he must enlist his fellow internet reviewers to help retrieve it and bring order back to reality - if they can survive.When Count Jackula allows a powerful mystical artifact to fall into the hands of an evil order, he must enlist his fellow internet reviewers to help retrieve it and bring order back to reality - if they can survive.

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Trivia
This was made as a tribute to the Channel Awesome anniversary movies (Kickassia, Suburban Knights, To Boldly Flee). It was originally intended to be released in 2013, but did not get released until April 1, 2020.

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Count Jackula: God fuckin' critics! Talk about wasted potential. Yeah, let me count down just what kind of fucktards we all are. We have a collector of cursed objects, a member of a nightly order that gets its magical power from geekdom, and a girl made of living television. Not to mention the vampire from another planet. We have all this power, all this potential and what do we do with it? We bitch about bad movies on the internet.

Connections
Referenced in Some Jerk with a Camera: Shrek 4D: Part 1 (2015)

Soundtracks
Movie in a Movie (Love Theme from All Critics Must Die)
Written and Performed by Tony Goldmark
Courtesy of Don't Quit Your Day Jobs Records