- Brandon: I keep having these moments where I realize certain things are just gone forever. Like toasting.
- Vanessa: Jesus. You're right. We used to touch our glasses together and then drink from them.
- Brandon: We used to literally blow out candles all over a cake that we cut up and distributed to children.
- Vanessa: I can't believe how clear the sky is. I swear to God I see stars.
- Brandon: Maybe that's why this all happened. So the earth could take a deep, long breath without us humans screwing it up like we always do.
- Vanessa: What if Covid is the earth's immune system and we're the virus?
- Brandon: Whoa.
- Miles: Puzzles are for children and the elderly. If I wanted to spend hours looking for something I can just put my tablet pen down somewhere for a second, thanks.
- Vanessa: They're called tabs and slots. The parts of a puzzle piece. I had to write a blog post about them.
- Miles: Was it for "Oh My God, Nobody Cares!" magazine?
- Vanessa: Why is it so hard to find a good guy?
- Monica: You aren't looking for a good guy. You're looking for a perfect guy. They don't exist.
- Vanessa: I'm not allowed to have a type? Everyone has a type.
- Monica: Yes. Everyone has a type. I like guys who aren't afraid to cry and who know when I need them to leave so I can watch "Outlander." You don't have a type. You have a gauntlet.
- Brian: Daddy is at work! He may be sitting in the shower, but he is working! And while I'm seeing things from down here, Devin, either you wipe the toilet seat after you pee or you're only allowed to pee sitting down like a girl!