The bizarre side-effects of a weed session with Evil Bong leads a group of pals to South America for a cure, but deadly powerful King Bong is waiting.The bizarre side-effects of a weed session with Evil Bong leads a group of pals to South America for a cure, but deadly powerful King Bong is waiting.The bizarre side-effects of a weed session with Evil Bong leads a group of pals to South America for a cure, but deadly powerful King Bong is waiting.
- Rabbit
- (as Sonny Davis)
- Bachman
- (as Mitch Eatkins, Mitch Eakins)
- Eebee
- (voice)
- (as Michele Mais)
- King Bong
- (voice)
- (as Michael A. Shepard)
- Poontang Tribe
- (as Ariel X)
- Poontang Tribe
- (as August)
- Jimbo Leary
- (archive footage)
- (uncredited)
Storyline
Did you know
- TriviaAs of June 2024, Sonny Carl Davis, Robin Sydney and Michelle Mais are the only actors to appear in all 8 Evil Bong movies. 9 if you include Gingerdead Man vs Evil Bong (2013).
- Goofs(at around 1h 17 mins) Misspelling: Editor (Vinnie B) is credited as Editir.
- Quotes
[during the end credits]
King Bong: Hey, where you going? This motherfucker ain't over yet. No, there's a whole nother story that needs to be told. What, you asking who I am? Bitch, didn't you watch the goddamn movie? I'm King Bong, baby. Aw yeah, now that you figured that shit out... sit your ass down and listen up. Cause I'm gonna tell you a little story. Oh, you thought I was destroyed? Hell motherfuckin' naw, bitch, hehe. That evil ass bitch Eebee, the evil bong... That stank bitch cunt ooze twat vagina juice having whore ain't got shit to do with me. But that's all right. Just don't tell her I said that. Oh I ain't scared of that bitch, naw. Cause I'll fuck her up. She just don't need to know. Because all I'm worried about right now is you and me. Now sit your ass down in that knockoff dress and listen up to what I gotta say.
[inhaling sound is heard]
King Bong: Oh, what's that sound? Oh, you like that sound don't you? That's my heart beating, my heart beats fast for you. Cause I need a lot of blood to get this big ass dick up. That's right. Listen to all that hard beating blood flushing through the veins, that's right. Oh, there it is! Well goddamn, look at the size of your mouth. You look like a goddamn toothbrush commercial ain't you, just put your head all the way goddamn back and I'll fuck the hell outta you. Oh, aha, that's right. Where you puttin' your finger? Don't put your finger there. Wait, wait, no, no, keep it right there, keep it right there, bitch, I said keep it right there. Now wiggle it, just a little bit. That's right, that's it girl, mhm. Aw... Now I know what that boy like. But just the finger, I don't want nothing else up this ass. Your finger, baby. Your cute little manicured fingernail. You know what that came in red and came out... I don't need to say. Lick it. Mhm. Taste like candy, don't it? Aw... yeah! All right now I'm through with you, move over. What's your name? Oh, I like that. Lolly. Well Lolly, I got something I need to pop bitch, come on. Wait a minute hold on, what you doing. Oh, don't go over there, don't go up there! Oh go up there, go up there, go on! Oh, put it all the way in! Bitch you got some talent, I like that. Now pull it out. Mhm! Smell like Oklahoma, don't it? You know what I'm talking about. Oh, look at you. I'm liking the way you rub it against your top lip. Yeah, that's right. Come on, rub it! Yeah! Drives you crazy, don't it? Wait, who's that over there? That's your friend? Oh, I like that. Hear that? That's my heart beating cause ain't nothing better than one and two, or three, or four. Cause when you got 12 bitch, you can take them all on. So get your goddamn friends in here and help me out, little bitch. Yeah. Aw... Tokika! Lock the goddamn door cause we about to have a motherfuckin' party up in this bitch. All right everybody, see that over there? That's Tokika. That's the tittiest swinging bitch I got. Right there. So, everybody take your tops off and swing your titties like Tokika. Oh, bounce them bitches up and down, bounce them up and down, I wanna see areolas all over the goddamn place, make them areolas twirl for a motherfucker, that's right, goddamn. There you go. Mm... What's that smell? Aw shit, that's vagina juice. That's the breakfast of god damn champions, ain't it. Let me take a couple sips of that, and i'll be able to run a marathon all the way up your ass. Ah oh, ah oh. Wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute, wait, wait...
[moaning intensifies]
King Bong: Fooled ya, I ain't ready to cum yet bitch. What you think I'm a punk?
- Crazy creditsThe King Bong speaks over the end credits. When they are over there is an animation of marijuana leaves, followed by a shot of a Jesus statue smoking a joint.
- Alternate versionsAlso released in a 3D version.
- ConnectionsEdited into Bad to the Bong: 16 Years of Ebee (2022)
- SoundtracksAll Alone!
by Charles Band (as C Band)
Well the first was stupid stuff but just about managed to be entertaining, kind of. Here we see the same characters (Almost the same cast) suffering side effects from their encounter with the titular Evil Bong and venture to South America to seek out a cure.
Stoner humour, childishness and that weird Full Moon movies charm that still remains after all these years.
In no universe could I ever say King Bong is a good film, in fact if any of the next 5 movies get over a 5/10 I'll be astounded! However they're dumb fun, and in that almost likeable way unlike the likes of Sharknado *Sigh*.
Evil Bong 2 manages to be a tad better than the first movie, it actually has structure this time and more of a story. I can't believe I'm talking about a movie called Evil Bong and complimenting it on it's story. Then again I've watched a movie about a killer tyre, a giant man eating sperm and Ron Jeremy's penis breaking off and going on a killing spree so I really shouldn't judge it too harshly!
The Good:
Follows on from the first film
Sonny Carl Davis
The Bad:
Recasting
Plot is daft, even by "Evil Bong" standards
Things I Learnt From This Movie:
I'm going to watch seven movies about a Killer Bong and one spin off film where the Killer Bong battles an evil gingerbread man. I may need help.
- Platypuschow
- May 26, 2018
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- Also known as
- Evil Bong 2: Devil's Harvest
- Production company
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- Runtime1 hour 20 minutes
- Color
- Sound mix
- Aspect ratio
- 1.85 : 1