The Broken Bed

Web Young subscribers concocted the silly stories for vignettes here, putting the onus on the lovely cast to punch across the silly content. Yet another "fast-forward past the dialog" result.

Title scene is truly idiotic. We watch Kenzie Reeves tossing in bed, disturbed by the loud sounds of sex coming through the ceiling. Roommate Darcie Dolce appears and asks to sleep in Reeves' bed, reporting that her femme lover got too violent in tribbing, causing her bed to break upstairs.

Clearly Darcie can't get enough, as soon she's removing Kenzie's knee socks and humping her vigorously. Usually a cornball scene like this one has the bedfellows of convenience going to sleep first before the horny one makes her move, but apparently director Alan was in a hurry to get this vignette in the can.

Best scene benefits from a very funny performance by guest star Sarah Vandella who improvises with gusto as she lectures daughter Scarlett Sage and SS's girlfriend Lyra Law that she's a mom who knows every trick in the book for sneaking boys into the house, based on her own exploits as a teen back in the '80s. Little does she know that the teens are lesbians.

Other scenes are dull: new roommate Chloe Cherry and lovely Jane Wilde each catching the other masturbating, and then pooling resources; a nothing scene of horny Elsa Jean instantly seducing roommate-wearing-braces Lexi Lore.