- Lemuel Gulliver: I'm not doing this. You got me in the diaper and the dress. I'm not doing tea time with you! Go find another doll!
- [the giant girl breaks a rabbit doll's head]
- Lemuel Gulliver: Tea, time for tea! Haha...
- Lemuel Gulliver: You have to man up and be direct. Next time you see her, just tell her what's up. "Hey, what's up, sexy? I hope it's not too forward, but I find you incredibly sexy. Never told you before, but I'm into you. But I'm also into a lot of things, so don't get too excited. Got a lot of things going on. I'd like you to be one of them." You see the way I mixed it up? "I want you, but not that much."
- General Edward: [as Gulliver urinates onto the palace and soaks the King in the process] How dare you evacuate yourself on our great and glorious...
- [gets splashed by the last few drips]
- General Edward: [inside a small tin can-looking robot] I challenge you to a duel!
- Lemuel Gulliver: Make a move.