- [Aaron finally reads the personal note sent by his dad, Phil]
- Phil: [voiceover] Please find enclosed a rendering of the female genitalia. I alert you to the area in red, known as the clitoris. While its location is somewhat counterintuitive, it is the key to female pleasure. Had I known sooner, it might have saved my marriage to your mother.
- Aaron: I am sick and tired of everybody telling me what to do. From now on I'm gonna go what I wanna do... as soon as I figure out what that is.
- Aaron: [voiceover] I'm Aaron Milton. I come from a long line of engineers. We're good at figuring out how things work... some of the times.
- Wild Bill: [expecting someone else on the phone] Hey beautiful, we're in a little blue number you like and it currently contains serious bonage.
- Aaron's Mom: [shocked] Excuse me!
- Linda: Thank you, sweetie.
- Aaron's Mom: Would someone tell me what just happened?
- Linda: Your son just told a cop to go fuck himself.
- Darcy: You know what, Aaron? This Barbie doll walks, talks, farts and has hair under her arms and, if you don't like it, maybe you should've gone for the other model.
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