- Eli Bronstein: How does it feel making your family the biggest laughingstock of the city?
- Leon: Half the city, Eli. The French don't care.
- Alexandra Leith: I know, we're gonna honeymoon soon, I'm keeping my fingers crossed for the Nunavut.
- Leon: Hey, you're lucky, you only have to get banished someplace arctic once, I have to do it all over again with my second wife.
- Alexandra Leith: [shocked] Oh my god, what have I done.
- Leon: What the hell are you afraid of? Letting somebody love you?
- Alexandra Leith: No, Leon, I'm afraid of who will play me in the TV movie about us.
- Frank McGovern: He wants the school board commissioner to allow the kids to unionize and safe passage to Venezuela... that was a joke.
- David Bronstein: [Talking to Sarah] You're cheerleading? For what? For your brother being psychotic?