Bad Teacher (2011)
Jason Segel: Russell Gettis
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Quotes
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Elizabeth Halsey : Sign my yearbook.
Russell Gettis : Hold my ball sack.
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Russell Gettis : That was a nice thing you did for him.
Elizabeth Halsey : He was going through a difficult time.
Russell Gettis : I am going through a difficult time. May I have your panties?
Elizabeth Halsey : I'm not wearing any.
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Shawn : LeBron is a better rebounder and passer.
Russell Gettis : LeBron will never beat Jordan. Call me when LeBron has six championships.
Shawn : That's your only argument?
Russell Gettis : It's the only argument I need Shawn!
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Scott Delacorte : Hey, they don't make songs like this anymore, right?
Russell Gettis : Ya know, that's actually not true, Scott. I'm writing a song right now called 855824177 ext. 777.
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Russell Gettis : So i heard about the whole engagement thing. That blows.
Elizabeth Halsey : Did you know i walk in on him trying to fuck his dog. Peanut Butter everywhere.
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Russell Gettis : Twilight, what did we talk about in class? Throw it through her, not at her.