Bad Teacher (2011)

Lucy Punch: Amy Squirrel

Photos 

Quotes 

• Amy Squirrel : [as she is being dragged away]  Fucking dammit! What the fuck? I stole her desk! You can check my urine! CHECK IT! CHECK MY URINE!

• [the police find Elizabeth's drug stash in Amy's desk] 

  Amy Squirrel : That is not mine. This isn't even my desk, it's hers.

  Elizabeth Halsey : [with fake sympathy]  Don't worry, Amy. We'll get you the help you need.

  Amy Squirrel : [enraged]  You MONSTER!

  [lunges at Elizabeth, only to be dragged off by the police] 

• Amy Squirrel : Shut the front door.

• Principal Wally Snur : Well, it's been another great year here at JAMS. With summer around the corner, it's time to say goodbye not only to another school year, but also to one of our own. Amy Squirrel. After six short years, Amy is transferring out of the district.

  Sandy Pinkus : Speech, speech!

  [Amy, her face completely healed, gets up from the couch with an obviously pursed smile] 

  Amy Squirrel : Wally, thank you for those kind words, and thank you all. My decision that I made myself to leave was super difficult, but when the superintendent personally asks you to work at one of the worst schools in the state, well, you say, "Yes." And, boy, I am looking forward to bringing my brand of zany energy to those underprivileged students at Malcolm X High School.

  [takes a bow] 

  Amy Squirrel : Thank you.

  [Elizabeth exits the teachers' lounge. Scott steps in her way] 

  Scott Delacorte : Hey, Elizabeth. Listen, since Amy's transferring, I was thinking, maybe the two of us could start over.

  [turns away, then turns back to Elizabeth] 

  Scott Delacorte : Oh, hey there. Scott Delacorte. And you are?

  Elizabeth Halsey : [smiles]  Leaving.

  [walks away] 

• Elizabeth Halsey : [takes bite out of an apple]  I thought the teachers were supposed to get the apples.

  Amy Squirrel : Well I think the students teach me at least as much as I teach them. That's just something I say sometimes.

  Elizabeth Halsey : Stupid.

  [tosses apple at a recycle bin and misses] 

• Principal Wally Snur : Can we talk about this later?

  Amy Squirrel : Later we'll all die, said the gator to the fly

  Principal Wally Snur : What the fuck? What?