Funny People (2009)

RZA: Chuck

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• Ira Wright : I'm going up at the Comedy & Magic Club doing stand-up. You should come watch me.

  Deli Manager : Don't let him suck you in. He's not funny.

  Chuck : Nah, he's right man. No way, man. That shit was painful. I mean, it was hard watching you suffer up there. I had fucking nightmares after that.

  Ira Wright : That was a long time ago. That was months ago. I've gotten a lot funnier since then.

  Chuck : Then you bored my wife to sleep. I couldn't get no pussy that night, man.

  Ira Wright : Don't blame me for your pussy issues.

• Chuck : You're not funny. You look funny, but you're not funny.

• Chuck : Otto's my Lotto.

• Chuck : [about his comedy gig]  Are they gonna pay you?

  Ira Wright : Pay me? No! That's just how it starts. You don't get paid in the beginning. You gotta, you know, work your way up through the ranks.

  Chuck : My nigger, how the fuck you in "show business" when you got no business to show?