Episode list

The Wizard of Oz is put up at school. Spike tries to bluff his way out while Elle is cast as a munchkin. This calls for Dirk and Talia to get involved to change things for the better.

Dirk is hired by Des to find out who's stealing from the cafe. However Dirk takes it too far and is fired and the two old friends fall out. Dirk decides to replace Des as best friend with Spike. Meanwhile Elle and her friends are having conflicting interest in the same boy.

Spike 'volunteers' Travis as a prefect, then regrets it when Travis gets drunk with power and becomes a classroom tyrant. Meanwhile, Talia is excited at the prospect of Dirk taking her on a 'romantic' trip to the crocodile-infested waters of the Brazilian rain forest - but her excitement fades when she learns that Dirk wants to take Spike with them. However, Spike doesn't want to go and Elle resents not even being asked. She decides to show her father she's better than any boy, especially Spike, and succeeds when her dad invites her in Spike's place. However, this is one 'victory' she is soon starting to regret.

Dirk spends his days doing nothing and Talia grows worried that he is bored. She seeks advice from Des what to do to get Dirk back in the game. They make him believe that a flask containing rocket fuel from a failed mission has resurfaced.

Dirk has been sent a box of truffles from agent 000 which make the family go bananas.

Elle joins the school news paper and Dirk joins the neighbourhood watch.

Talia is horrified when she sees Elle doing a dance routine and tries to make Elle do a martial arts routine instead. Spike tries to get rid of Mr. Vong when a School inspector is coming. However Dirk kidnaps the inspector and takes her place.

Elle tries to make Dirk eat healthier and Spike gets to play a game of chess with the world's greatest chess player, Vladimir Spensky.

Dirk is writing his memoirs and Talia fears that he remembers that he was tortured by her and then brain washed to forget it.