Quotes

The Final Destination

Theatre Manager: Find the way to the exit. Remain calm. Everything's gonna be okay.
[theater explodes blowing him away]

Lori: Janet, come on! We have to leave right now.
Janet: No. No, I can't keep doing this, okay? You're both nuts.
Lori: Janet, we gotta go. Come on.
Janet: No. Don't you see? This is where I was supposed to be in the first place, not that stupid race. I was meant to see this movie.

Hunt Wynorski: [about Janet] What's with that? She went from uptight but normal to uptight and totally insane.
Nick: Why do you gotta be a prick? She saw somebody die.
Hunt Wynorski: So did we.
Nick: Yeah, and we're all freaked out. Would it kill you to be sensitive?
Hunt Wynorski: I don't know. I've never tried it.
[Hunt begins to leave]
Lori: Where are you going?
Hunt Wynorski: If you're right about this whole crash thing, then I'm going to make the most of every moment I have left. So I'm gonna do what I do best: I'm gonna get laid. If I'm dying, I'm trying. Keep up the good fight, guys. And if I happen to bump into Janet, I will check on her.
Lori: Thanks.

Nick: That's the car that's gonna crash. We have to get out of here.
Janet: Thank God, I don't...
Lori: What?
Hunt Wynorski: What? No, no, I've got 500 dollars in that one, and I told you that...
Janet: No one cares about the money we have...
Nick: No, look! We've got to get the fuck out of here! Okay? Something's gonna happen, we are all gonna die! All right? 'Cause there's gonna be a crash!

Hunt Wynorski: [playing with his iPhone after having sex with a woman] I finished, like, four minutes ago. Ever played "Donkey Punch"?

Hunt Wynorski: [kisses his lucky coin and then points it to Janet] Go ahead, Janet. Kiss it.
Janet: [flashes a disgusted look at Hunt]
Hunt Wynorski: It's your choice, heads or tails, but you know I like head.

MILF: [Dee Dee puts barber cape on Samantha she's slightly gags] Excuse me, that's--
[chuckles]
MILF: That is a little-- That's a little tight
[Dee Dee loosens the barber cape]
MILF: Ahem.
Dee Dee: Uhh. Sorry.
MILF: That's okay
[Dee Dee starts pushing the chair up to mirror view]
MILF: So, Dee Dee, thank you for staying late. How long have you been cutting hair?
Dee Dee: [chair is fully high] Long enough.
[chair suddenly falls down Samantha yells]
Dee Dee: Goddamn chair.
[pushes the chair up again]
Dee Dee: I've only told them to fix it like a million times.
[both laugh]

MILF: Hi, Cheyenne, I'm sorry I'm late. I had a 5:00 with Richard.
Cheyenne: Oh, you didn't get our message? Richard's out today.
MILF: What?
Cheyenne: Someone got killed on his block. Dragged down the street on fire. Isn't that terrible.
MILF: That's awful.
[exhales]
MILF: So my appointment? Is there someone else that can see me?
Cheyenne: [chuckling] Um, its 10 to 6, and we close at 6, so, ha-ha-ha...
MILF: I understand, I know, but the soccer game ran late, and its girls night out tonight first time in months, and I'm so looking forward to this.
[Puts her hands in a funny pleading manner]
MILF: Please. Please. Uhh, look at this.
[Pulls her long hair out]
Cheyenne: You're killing me.
MILF: [laughs and runs to the hairdressing] Thank you. Ah, thank you so much.
[Cheyenne amusingly gives her the finger when she's out of view]

[Hunt and a girl is having rough sex in a poolside tent]
Hunt Wynorski: [to the girl as she rides him] Oh, God. Faster, go faster... go faster, go faster. Pick it up, pick it up. Don't be lazy. Faster, faster.
[nears climax]
Hunt Wynorski: Stop moving, stop moving. Move... oh!
[lays back]
Girl on Top: No, come on. Wake up. No, we're not done. I'm not done. Come on.
[Hunt clearly stops and reaches for his cellphone]
Girl on Top: [in disbelief] Are you fucking kidding me?
Hunt Wynorski: [unfazed] I finished like, four minutes ago. Ever play Donkey Punch?
Girl on Top: Dick!
[gets up and leaves]

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