- [First lines]
- Narrator: Earth. The centre of the known universe, spinning precariously in the infinite solar system, the place over six billion of us call home. Nestled on the west cost of Europe, a tiny island, the Emerald Isle, land of a hundred thousand welcomes.
- Doctor Glonad: Would you tell me how to get ot Ballymoran, please?
- Petrol Pump Attendant: Ballymoran? Down here. First turn to your right, then your second left, then three rights, then it's a right after the little small church, and then you keep going down another half a mile, then you see three donkeys and a turkey, another left, and then a right, and then two rights and then a left, a right, take a left at the sheep, then you turn left, then right and you come to a cross road, there's another left and a right...
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