- Kang The Conqueror: You're an interesting man, Scott Lang. You've lost a lot of time. But time, it isn't what you think... It's not a straight line. But I'm sure that's not exactly important to you right now. You more than likely want to know why I'm here, and most of all, what I want with you. I have need of your... particular skill. You've been regarded, both lauded and reviled, as a thief. And believe it or not, that's what I have need of right now. You see, someone has stolen something from me. And you, my friend, are the only one who could steal it back. So... have we an accord, Mr. Lang?
- Scott Lang: Um, I don't know who you are, but you've made a big mistake. I'm an Avenger. I've called the other Avengers...
- Kang The Conqueror: Oh, you're an Avenger. Have I killed you before?
- Scott Lang: What?
- Kang The Conqueror: They all blend together after a while. You're not the one with the hammer, are you?
- Scott Lang: That's Thor. We get confused a lot, similar body type.
- [Mid-credits scene; the Council of Cross-Time Kangs, consisting of Immortus, Scarlet Centurion, and Rama-Tut, commiserate]
- Scarlet Centurion: So, the exiled one is dead.
- Rama-Tut: You're sure he's dead?
- Scarlet Centurion: If it wasn't true, I wouldn't call you.
- Rama-Tut: It must really eat you up, that you're not the one who killed him.
- Immortus: None of us... killed him. They did. They're beginning to touch the Multiverse. And if we let them... they will take everything we built.
- [looks to a strand of tangled Multiversal threads]
- Immortus: So let's stop wasting time.
- [pans out to reveal an entire colosseum of Kang variants]
- Scarlet Centurion: How many did you summon?
- Immortus: All of us!
- Kang The Conqueror: You think this is new to me? Do you know how many rebellions I put down? How many worlds I've conquered? How many Avengers I've killed? And you think you can beat me? I am Kang!
- Kang The Conqueror: I want you to remember... you could've gone home. You could've seen your daughter again. But you thought you could win.
- Scott Lang: I don't have to win. We both just have to lose!
- Kang The Conqueror: Let me make this easy for you. You will bring me what I need, or I will kill your daughter in front of you, then make you relive that moment, over and over again in time, endlessly, until you beg me to kill you. Do we understand?
- Janet Van Dyne: You'd be wiping out entire timelines, murdering trillions of people.
- Kang The Conqueror: I wish that mattered, Janet.
- Jentorra: What is the combination?
- Quantumnaut Voice: I'll die before I tell you.
- Quaz: 1843.
- Quantumnaut Voice: Damn!
- M.O.D.O.K.: [last words, to Scott] You always were a brother to me. And at least I died... an Avenger.
- Cassie Lang: Don't be a dick!
- M.O.D.O.K.: It's too late.
- Cassie Lang: It's never too late to stop being a dick.
- M.O.D.O.K.: [about Kang] He made me the ultimate weapon. A mechanized organism designed only for killing...
- Scott Lang: "M.O.D.O.K."?
- Scott Lang: I used to ask myself a lot of questions. Scott, you're an ex-con, how are you an Avenger? That doesn't make sense. But everywhere I go everyone tells me the same thing.
- Café Owner: Thank you, Spider-Man.
- Victor Timely: Time is everything. It shapes our lives. But perhaps we can shape... it!
- Loki: That's him.
- Mobius M. Mobius: Him? You made him sound like this terrifying figure.
- Loki: He is.
- Scott Lang: It's been a pretty wild ride. One day you're fired from Baskin-Robbins, the next, you're beating a time-travelling space-king. We did beat him, right? I mean, yeah, that's what happened. He was getting out and he didn't get out. I think.
- [slows down]
- Scott Lang: But he also said something bad was coming and that everyone would die if he didn't get out. Wait, so did I just kill everyone? Is everyone gonna die because of me? Oh my God. Oh my... what did I do? What... what did I do?
- Scott Lang: [resumes walking happily] You know what? It's probably fine. Like I said, life doesn't make any sense. So maybe stop asking so many questions, Scott. Stop overthinking it.
- Cassie Lang: [from trailer] People still need our help, dad. That's why we made this. It's like a satellite for deep space, but quantum!
- Janet Van Dyne: Wait, wait a minute. You're sending a signal to the quantum realm? Turn it off, now!
- Lord Krylar: Hope, you have to be Hope. Your mother talked about you every day.
- Hope Van Dyne: Funny, she never said anything about you.
- Lord Krylar: Yeah well I don't think I would've told my kid either. Wild stuff.
- Dr. Hank Pym: How wild?
- Lord Krylar: Very wild, Henry.
- Kang The Conqueror: Janet stole something from me. My ticket out of here. And you're the only one who can steal it back.
- Scott Lang: And why would I do that?
- Kang The Conqueror: Because you want to get out of here. And I need to get out of here. Because I know how it ends.
- Cassie Lang: How what ends?
- Kang The Conqueror: [to Cassie] All of it. I don't live in a straight line. And with time... it's hard not to skip to the end. So, if you want to stop what's coming, and trust me, you do, I am the only shot you have.
- Cassie Lang: What's coming?
- Kang The Conqueror: Me. A lot of me. They exiled me, down here. They're afraid of me. But I'm the man who can get you home.
- Kang The Conqueror: So... do we have a deal?
- Scott Lang: No, I don't think we do.
- [Kang electrocutes Scott]
- Kang The Conqueror: Let me make this easy for you. You will bring me what I need. Or, I will kill your daughter in front of you. Then, make you relive that moment. Over and over again in time, endlessly. Until you beg me to kill you. Do we understand?
- [Kang forces Scott against the wall]
- Kang The Conqueror: I'm a man who likes to be understood.
- Veb: Hi.
- [Startles Scott]
- Veb: Oh sorry, um did you drink the ooze?
- Scott Lang: [confused] Why can I understand you?
- Veb: Oh that's the ooze. Hey everyone, the ooze worked.
- Hope Van Dyne: [from trailer] What are you so afraid of?
- Janet Van Dyne: There's something I never told you.
- Scott Lang: [from trailer] Who are you?
- Kang The Conqueror: I'm the man who can give you the one thing you want.
- Scott Lang: What's that?
- Kang The Conqueror: Time.
- Veb: [to Scott] Wow! Big hole. How many holes do you have? I'm sorry, is that a personal question? I don't have any holes
- [Quaz reads Scott's mind]
- Quaz: His name is Scott Lang
- [continues to read Scott's mind]
- Quaz: and he has seven holes.
- [Veb gasps in surprise]
- Scott Lang: [pauses in disbelief] Yeah, yeah that is right.
- Kang The Conqueror: [from trailer] I can get you home, and give you more time, if you help me. So, what's it gonna be, Ant-Man?
- Kang The Conqueror: Gotta say, Janet was a lot more help.
- Scott Lang: You know Janet too? Does everyone down here know Janet?
- Kang The Conqueror: She didn't tell you about me?
- [Scott nods his head no]
- Kang The Conqueror: Guess that's not a surprise.
- Veb: Hello
- [startles Scott]
- Veb: Hi. Did you drink the ooze?
- Scott Lang: [confused] Why can I understand you?
- Veb: Oh, great that's the ooze. Hey everybody it worked! Ooze worked!
- [everyone surrounding them cheers]
- Scott Lang: You can read minds?
- Quaz: Yeah, and I wish I couldn't, because everyone is disgusting.
- [Reads Scott's mind and is disgusted]
- Quaz: Would you please stop thinking that!
- Scott Lang: What?
- Quaz: [Reads Scott's mind again] That! Please stop!
- Scott Lang: I'm sorry. It just popped in there.
- Lord Krylar: You have gotta be Hank. I've heard so much about you and your ants. I gotta ask, do we have any here?
- Dr. Hank Pym: No, I don't think so
- Lord Krylar: Oh well that's too bad.
- Hope Van Dyne: Really? Him?
- Janet Van Dyne: He used to be charming.
- Dr. Hank Pym: With that guy?
- Janet Van Dyne: I was down here for thirty years Henry. I had needs.
- Hope Van Dyne: [discusted] Oh my god!
- Dr. Hank Pym: Look, I get it. I've got needs too.
- Hope Van Dyne: [discusted] OH MY GOD!
- Dr. Hank Pym: I had dinner with someone a few times. Her name was Linda. It didn't work out.
- Janet Van Dyne: What went wrong?
- Dr. Hank Pym: She wasn't you, baby.
- Scott Lang: [trying to reach Hope, Hank, and Janet through the radio in his helmet] Hope... Hope... Hank. Can you hear me? Can anyone hear me?
- Cassie Lang: Oh my god.
- Scott Lang: [Scott retracts his helmet] It's okay.
- Cassie Lang: What are we gonna do?
- Scott Lang: It's okay! It's okay! We're okay! We're okay! It's gonna be okay!
- Cassie Lang: You're saying "okay" too much.
- Scott Lang: Eh alright okay. Well it's because we are. We're okay! We are fine! Hey, we're gonna find them and we're gonna go home.
- [Cassie breathes heavily]
- Scott Lang: In the meantime, look around. It's beautiful. All right we're outside. It's like we're camping. We love camping.
- Cassie Lang: We've never been camping!
- Scott Lang: But we've always talked about it.
- [Cassie spots a suspicious glowing sphere above in the distance]
- Cassie Lang: Is that Sun moving?
- Kang The Conqueror: [to Scott] M.O.D.O.K. tells me that you're a good thief.
- M.O.D.O.K.: Yeah... he stole something from me
- [Kang forces M.O.D.O.K. against the wall]
- Kang The Conqueror: [to M.O.D.O.K] Do not speak when I'm in the room.
- Kang The Conqueror: You should've looked the other way.
- Scott Lang: Yeah, well, never been great at that.
- Dr. Hank Pym: Well, as a great writer once said, "There's always room to grow".
- Scott Lang: [realizing he's quoting from his book] You read my book?
- Dr. Hank Pym: Every Goddamn Word!
- Kang The Conqueror: [to M.O.D.O.K] Find Lang's daughter.
- [M.O.D.O.K. is silent]
- Kang The Conqueror: Kill her!
- Dr. Hank Pym: [after to be transported into the Quantum Realm] This is incredible. I've studied the Quantum Realm for years. Why didn't I see any of this?
- Janet Van Dyne: You weren't able to look deep enough. Not through the Void and Subatomica. There are worlds here... worlds within worlds. It's a place outside time and space. It's a secret universe... beneath ours.