A lazy painter learns that great art comes from pain as his life is ruined by a ninja.A lazy painter learns that great art comes from pain as his life is ruined by a ninja.A lazy painter learns that great art comes from pain as his life is ruined by a ninja.
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Lauren Ashley Bishop
- Sharon
- (as Lauren Bishop)
Nihilist Gelo
- Marcus
- (as J. Scott)
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- TriviaThe movie theater where The Art of Pain was shot at is the historic Landmark at the Century Mall. The director, Matt Brookens, wrote the screenplay while working there as an usher. "I always wanted to see what would happen if somebody were to fall off that ledge in the middle of the mall," states Brookens. "I finally got to throw someone off in the film!"
- Crazy creditsWolf Wrangler- John Basile. Yes we had an Arctic Timber Wolf for one day on set for a dream sequence. Odin didn't like the 100+ degree Chicago weather, so we had to cut most of his performance.
- ConnectionsRemade as Starving Artist Beatdown (2014)
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I was so unfortunate to have a friend that got hold of one of the copies at the festival. He was so proud that he made me watch it which i really count as intellectual assault! The acting is really poor, the plot is weird and just because you arbitrarily mix up genres doesn't mean you create a new one.
Don't believe the reviews on this one, the film crew seems to be pretty desperate and busy on writing them to make a few people watch it.
Nice effort guys, but everything you create is Disappointment. Solicit this film for what it is, a senseless, stupid, no-point-making, B-Ninja-Zombie-Trash-Film.
There are people out there who could like stuff like that, THESE are your customers, not the people you make expect Oscar-worthy performances with your crap!
2/10 for 2 to 3 benevolent laughs
Don't believe the reviews on this one, the film crew seems to be pretty desperate and busy on writing them to make a few people watch it.
Nice effort guys, but everything you create is Disappointment. Solicit this film for what it is, a senseless, stupid, no-point-making, B-Ninja-Zombie-Trash-Film.
There are people out there who could like stuff like that, THESE are your customers, not the people you make expect Oscar-worthy performances with your crap!
2/10 for 2 to 3 benevolent laughs
- SmoothGooch
- Jan 5, 2009
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- $400,000 (estimated)
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