Private Gold 214: Twinwatch

Back in the day, the casting of twins in porn was a chance to show real incest on screen, whether sisters or brother going at it explcitly. In 21st Century porn timidity rules, and the twins like the Love sisters or Russo sisters chastely keep their hands off each other while servicing some stud for fans' titillation.

But on second viewing of this recent Private Media opus, I watched with an eagle eye and detected not an Easter Egg but actual incestuous fingering on the part of Eveline in the pussy of her tattooed twin sister Silvia just before the stud shoots his wad. Making identification easy is not only the tattoos but the fact that one twin sports red fingernail polish while the other does not.

Beyond this "exciting" if minimal breaking of the current porn rules, Private's "Twinwatch" is simply a lameduck parody/ripoff of the "Baywatch" tv series, now 30 years old and heavily lampooned in VHS porn videos of the '90s such as "Babewatch". Spanish director Xavi Rocka photographs this feature with lustrous color on location, and the sex scenes involving the cast only with huge cocks are stimulating.

Supporting the twins are lovelies Belle Claire, Cassie Fire and Anita Bellini, plus busty British character actress Sienna Day. The big dicks of Rose, Dean and Vazquez are front and center, helping distract us from the lame imitations of gals in red bathing suits running along in slow motion and hokey life-saving routines.