Bharat Bhushan: Asif, this is Bhushan.
Asif Merchant: Bharat, your Dhoni was washed out by the Pakistanis.
Bharat Bhushan: Even I'm watching the match, there are a lot of overs left.
Asif Merchant: If they couldn't do anything in 43 overs, what can they uproot now?
Bharat Bhushan: Have you forgotten about the Multan one-day? So badly we uprooted you, that you are still holding it in your hand.
Bharat Bhushan: Get lost!
Asif Merchant: You get lost!
Bharat Bhushan: You get lost!
[Bharat bangs the phone]
Anant Ghoshal: What a character, man!
Bharat Bhushan: I know.
Ranjeet Thadani: I've been tolerating him all evening! You hung up?
Bharat Bhushan: I'll call him again. Look, don't worry, we fight all the time but we are best friends. We can die for each other.
Ranjeet Thadani: Put the speaker phone on please.
Bharat Bhushan: Redial. It is ringing.
Ranjeet Thadani: I can hear it.
Asif Merchant: Hmmm...
Bharat Bhushan: Asif, listen to me carefully...
Asif Merchant: Now only 6 overs are left. What has your Bhajji uprooted?
Bharat Bhushan: Forget the match. I have some important work.
Asif Merchant: On one condition - Say, "Rahul Dravid, down-down. India bye-bye."
Bharat Bhushan: Have you lost your goddamn mind? Never ever!
Asif Merchant: In that case, go to hell.
[Anant & Ranjeet: Please, please say it]
Asif Merchant: What happened? Caught in a religious dilemma?
Bharat Bhushan: I'm doing this only for you Ranjeet Thadani! - "India down-down, Rahul Dravid bye-bye".
Asif Merchant: You actually said it? Is everything okay, buddy?
