- [first lines]
- Dr. Gupta: I don't have you tell you that you're still recovering from your injury. But if it's an emergency, I guess... Where does your uncle live?
- Cooper: Missouri. La Porte.
- Dr. Gupta: Who ask you to go down?
- Cooper: Well I got a call from
- [checking notes]
- Cooper: from my mother, and I guess he's having some problems.
- Dr. Gupta: Huh...
- Cooper: Yeah. Yeah, she could be exaggerating a little.
- Dr. Gupta: Disorientation? Confusion?
- Cooper: Yeah. It's a little scary. I thought I'd be all better by now.
- Dr. Gupta: I meant your uncle.
- Mad Dog McClure: I used to think, when they lose ya know, cut me open, pour in the gasoline, light me. But this is the end. I will no longer identify with that ball club. From now on I'm rooting for the 1908 Cubs. I know they can win.
- [last lines]
- Cooper: Come on, let's join the party while there's still some daylight.
- Uncle Rollie: Well damn it, words to live by...