Conan announces an upcoming week of shows in San Francisco, giving a ticket to an angry audience member (played by Eddie Pepitone). He then does a diatribe on a TV sex creep, with the camera repeatedly cutting to bandleader Max Weinberg. The main comedy segment is about St. Patrick's Day. Jeff Goldblum is interviewed about his new TV series "Raines". Another comedy sketch has Conan's priests paying him a visit and giving him the good cop/bad cop routine. Ivanka Trump is interviewed about appearing on "The Apprentice: Los Angeles". Pete Yorn performs.
—Ian Lueck