The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey (2012)

William Kircher: Bifur, Tom Troll

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• Bilbo Baggins : [Bilbo interrupts as Tom the troll about to eat Bombur]  Uh... no, no, not... not that one, he... he's infected!

  William Troll : [taken aback]  You what?

  Bilbo Baggins : Yes, he's got worms in his... tubes.

  Tom Troll : Ooh!

  [Tom throws down Bombur in disgust] 

  Bilbo Baggins : In-in fact, they all have. They're infested with parasites, it's a terrible business, I wouldn't risk it, I really wouldn't.

  Oin : Parasites? Did he say parasites?

  Kili : Yeah, we don't have parasites!

  [to Bilbo] 

  Kili : You have parasites!

  [Thorin realizes that Bilbo is trying to buy them time and kicks Kili, and the dwarves realize what Bilbo is doing] 

  Oin : I've got parasites as big as my arm!

  Kili : Mine are the biggest parasites, I've got huge parasites!

  Nori : We're riddled!

  Ori : Yes, I'm riddled!

  Dori : Yes, we are, badly!

• Gandalf : [counting on his fingers]  Fili, Kili... Oin, Gloin... Dwalin, Balin... Bifur, Bofur, Bombur... Dori, Nori, Ori...

  Bifur : [grunts something in Khazdul and slaps his elbow] 

  Gandalf : Yes, you're quite right, Bifur. We appear to be one dwarf short.

• Gandalf : The dawn will take you all!

  William Troll : Who's that?

  Bert Troll : No idea.

  Tom Troll : Can we eat him too?

• Tom Troll : Oh! I don't like horse. I never have. Not enough fat on them.

  William Troll : Well, it's better than a leathery ol' farmer. All skin and bone he was. I'm still pickin' bits of him out o' me teeth.

• William Troll : How come he's the cook? Everything tastes the same, everything tastes like chicken.

  Tom Troll : Except the chicken.

  William Troll : What tastes like fish!