- Tiffany Pollard: [after eliminating Onix] Onix? Just... just simply know that you were definitely not good enough for me. You can keep it moving.
- Onix: No, I think I'm better.
- Tiffany Pollard: See, your thoughts are coming from your ass right about now. 'Cause you DAMN sure ain't better than New York! Raise up!
- Casting Director: What happened to your foot?
- Guy: I got shot.
- [pause]
- Other Guy: Like, like, this...
- Casting Director: What is that?
- Other Guy: A vest.
- Casting Director: A bullet proof vest?
- Other Guy: Yeeeah.
- Casting Director: For what?
- Other Guy: [looks around] Not ta get shot.
- Tiffany Pollard: You good?
- Pootie: I'm poppadoppalockin like a Burger King Whopper, baby! And I can have it my way, and you can have it your way!
- Tiffany Pollard: Without cheese, bitch!
- Pootie: Exactly! I like bacon on my shit!
- Tiffany Pollard: I do too! Extra mayo! And onions up out this BITCH!
- Tiffany Pollard: [while eliminating Heat] Right now, I think it's time for you to go home to Yaya. And you can tell her that New York said "What's up?"
- Tiffany Pollard: [after paranormal activity occurs in the house] That psychic woman done started some EVIL in this house! I ain't staying in there!