- Ivan: I'm 33 years old. I live with my mother. Three years ago I was baptized in an Orthodox Church. Nowadays, I take only 5 miligrams of Haloperidol, it corrects psychosis, and 5 miligrams of Artan, it prevents spasms. I like to walk. I have one friend. I walk every day from my home to his. There, that's me!
- Ivan: Mum, and how much is my pension?
- Ivanova majka: Two thousand. Why do you ask?
- Ivan: Well, I can buy 40 liters of milk.
- Ivanova majka: My honey, you are not capable of bringing a single one from the store.