Girl Pirates

Bridgitte Kerkove steps behind the camera for this minor all-sex feature, clearly attempting to ride the coattails of porn's No. 1 hit, Digital Playground/Adam & Eve's "Pirates" epic. The only good thing about it is the wardrobe Bridgette selected.

In fact the women are not pirates but just hanging out with pirates. First two segments don't even conform to that meager premise, consisting of all-girl lesbian couples at play, taking off their elaborate period garb. They should have left some of it on, though in Vignette #2 we get a girl humping with her boots on.

When the guys show up the feature turns to pure gonzo, with anal sex and various d.p.'s emphasized, just like Kerkove usually performs herself on screen. Trina Michaels and her big boobs make the most of a threesome with big-dick studs, while finale provides interracial action with the energetic Marie Luv (misspelled Love in the credits) taking on pirate Mark Wood.

This title proved to be a bother for me, as I bought a couple of copies of the DVD titled "Pirates 2" and found that the first volume is consistently packaged erroneously with the "2" title on it. Even the photos are mixed up.