Sydney White (2007)
Amanda Bynes: Sydney White
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Quotes
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Tyler : Who are you, Sydney White? You throw a football like Matt Leinart, fearlessly conquer fraternity bathrooms, and clean up nice to boot.
Sydney White : Well, I'm more of a Peyton Manning. Leinart's a lefty.
Tyler : Marry me.
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Rachel Witchburn : [to Dinky] Dinky, we're over there.
[to Sydney]
Rachel Witchburn : Hi, Sydney. Nice to find some people you fit in with.
Sydney White : It is nice, isn't it? If only there were a place where a superficial, materialistic bitch could fit in. Oh wait, there is.
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Rachel Witchburn : I'm the last person you wanna mess with.
Sydney White : No. You're the first.
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Sydney White : Hey! You're a guy, right?
Lenny : [uncertainly, looking unsure of himself] ... Yeah?
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Tyler : Do I make you nervous?
Sydney White : No... Tyler, was it?
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Lenny : Did they really make you sing Celine Dion?
Sydney White : Yeah.
Lenny : Do you need a place to stay?
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Tyler : The Kappa's are our sorority sisters.
Sydney White : Oh! So we'll be like brother and sister?
[Tyler gives her a weird look]
Sydney White : Oh, not in the related, familiar way, but more the fraternal-sororal, sororital... is that a word? Okay.
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Sydney White : Just to clarify, I spend a normal amount of time in the bathroom.
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Sydney White : If it makes you feel any better they threw bologna at us while we sang Celine Dion songs!
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Demetria Rosemead 'Dinky' Hotchkiss : I wish we had the same size feet.
Sydney White : It is fine. Isn't it part of this whole sisterhood thing that they like you for who you are?
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Sydney White : [Frisbee lands between dorks, all jump and move away] Go on. Pick it up and throw it on back.
Rachel Witchburn : [George picks up Frisbee, throws off screen]
[Hits Rachel in the head]
Rachel Witchburn : Ow!
Sydney White : Heads up!
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Rachel Witchburn : Sydney, what are the Kappa colors?
Sydney White : Green and white.
Rachel Witchburn : Wrong. Emerald and pearl.
Sydney White : Sorry, I'm still learning to speak priss.
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Sydney White : I tried to eat a plastic flower once, kinda hurt.
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Lenny : So, uh, are you all set? Do you need anything? A hypoallergenic pillow? Humidifier? Dehumidifier? Ionizer?
Sydney White : Nope, I think I'm all goon on the medical-supply front. I've actually got
Lenny : Are you sure? There's a lot of dust. I've got loads of allergy medicine.
Sydney White : You? Allergies? I never would have guessed.
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Lenny : You're probably tired.
Sydney White : Well, yeah, public humiliation can be pretty tiring.
Lenny : Yeah, I know.
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Paul White : I know that you have a scholarship to keep up with, but you gotta promise us all that you're gonna raise a little hell every now and then!
[work buddies all cheer]
Sydney White : Don't worry, Dad, I'll smile for my mugshot.