Cars (2006 Video Game)
Owen Wilson: Lightning McQueen
Quotes
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Boost : [Lightning arrives at an intersection in Tailfin Pass to find the Deliquent Road Hazards blocking the road] Sorry, chief. Road's closed.
Lightning McQueen : [looks behind the group] Looks okay to me.
DJ : [with his music playing] Nah. He means it's closed to you.
Lightning McQueen : What's that? I can't hear you.
DJ : I said it's closed to you!
Lightning McQueen : Nope. Still gettin' nothing.
Wingo : [DJ shuts off his music] He said get lost, pal!
Lightning McQueen : Oh what, are you gonna slice and dice me with your spoiler?
DJ : Hey, wait a...
Lightning McQueen : Tell you what, subwoofer, three laps oughta settle this. Me, you, and your little tweeter friends. When I win, you let me pass.
[addresses Boost]
Lightning McQueen : Oh, and you can throw in one of your boost canisters. Seriously, do you really need that much boost?
Boost : [revs toward Lightning] Okay. Let's do this.
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Lightning McQueen : [to himself] Come on McQueen, you're moving like pondwater. Pondwater does not *move*.
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[being passed]
Lightning McQueen : Hey! This isn't how the story goes!
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Fletcher : Now, why gold, my dear boy?
El Guapo : This is all about the winning. You cannot take first place if you do not look the part.
Fletcher : Oh? And what makes you think you can best us in the next competition?
El Guapo : Easy. I see you have silver on your rims.
Lightning McQueen : He's got a point there.
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Lightning McQueen : [McQueen has beat Chick in a race] Yeah, I forgot to tell you Chick. The roads around here aren't like the tracks you and I are used to. They got these things called "right turns".
Chick Hicks : Right turns - who cares? Wasn't a real race anyway. Nobody saw it. You know, if a tree falls in a forest and there's nobody around to be seen, does anybody see it? I mean, hear it?
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Vince : You think you's the best racecar around. Well, if you want ta be the best, first you gotta beat the best.
Lightning McQueen : I take it that would be you's guys?
Vince : What, you don't believe us? You don't believe me, I will t'row down wit you right here, right now!
Barry : Throw down! Down to the ground! On the road!
[Vince slaps Barry]
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[deleted scene]
Lightning McQueen : [McQueen is returning after jumping over a billboard] Well? What'd you think?
Ramone : That was, yeah, that was a pretty cool jump.
Lightning McQueen : A jump? That wasn't a jump! Didn't you see me? I flew!
Ramone : Looked like a jump to me.
Lightning McQueen : What are you talking about? When I took off, those two birds in that tree, I heard them. One said "Look, it's a flying car!"
Ramone : Uh... birds don't talk.
Lightning McQueen : Yeah, but if they could, they would say... look, I can fly.
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Mia : There he is!
Tia : It's totally him!
Mia : Hi Lightning!
Tia : Remember us?
Lightning McQueen : Of course, are you kidding? Who could forget...
[sees Sally eyeing him]
Lightning McQueen : Yeah, you look familiar. Yeah.
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Sarge : [Lightning has just finished Sarge's Boot Camp, and is panting with exhaustion] You look overheated, Private McQueen.
[proceeds to pace back and forth in front of him]
Lightning McQueen : [panting] Yes.
Sarge : Exhausted.
Lightning McQueen : Yes.
Sarge : You'd like nothing better than a hot car wash, a cold ration of fuel, and a nice shady garage.
Lightning McQueen : [sounding greatful and relieved] Oh yes, please!
Sarge : [faces him] Well, too bad! We're going to go for a little drive!
["Sarge's Off-Road Challenge" begins]