Death at a Funeral (2007)

Rupert Graves: Robert

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Quotes 

• Robert : What the hell are you doing in my dad's coffin?

• Robert : [staring at coffin]  Well, this is bloody grim, isn't it?

• Daniel : [about Peter]  I've just been with him in the study.

  Robert : Yeah...

  Daniel : He showed me these pictures.

  Robert : Yeah...

  Daniel : Of him and Dad.

  Robert : Right.

  Daniel : Of him and Dad together.

  Robert : Right.

  Daniel : Of him and Dad at parties in Kensington...

  Robert : Look, Daniel, is this going anywhere, because I'm...

  Daniel : For God's sakes, Robert, he was shagging Dad!

  Robert : [laughing]  Fuck off!

  [Daniel just looks at him] 

  Robert : Are you shitting me?

  Daniel : No, I'm not shitting you, I'm telling you. He showed me the pictures, I feel sick.

  Robert : So what are you saying, that... Dad was a gay?

  Daniel : Yeah, that's what I'm saying.

  Robert : And he was cheating on Mum?

  Daniel : Well, evidently!

  Robert : With that little...?

  Daniel : Yes!

• [believing Peter to be dead] 

  Robert : Now... nobody here knows who this guy is, right? They don't even know his name, they probably didn't even notice him.

  Troy : Didn't notice him? He's four fucking feet tall!

• Daniel : Everyone's in the garden! Quick, we have to move the body now!

  Robert : Brilliant!