Nick Hancock: [watching a clip from Postman Pat - one of Ian Hislop's choices to go into Room 101] Now listen to Miss Hubbard.
Postman Pat: Morning, Miss Hubbard.
Miss Hubbard: [deep voice] Morning, Pat.
Nick Hancock: She's a man! Miss Hubbard is definitely the village transvestite, there's no doubt about it.
Ian Hislop: If only it were that interesting.
