Beavis and Butt-Head (1993)

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Babes R Us

Beavis and Butt-Head

Beavis, Butt-head: [in unison] Diarrhea cha cha cha Diarrhea cha cha cha.
Daria Morgendorffer: Get a life.

[watching the video for "Dust Devil" by Butthole Surfers]
Beavis: Hey, Butt-Head, do you think these guys get any chicks?
Butt-head: Uh... Yeah.
Beavis: Yeah, but it's like, it's like, the name of their band is Butthole Surfers and like, chicks probably don't like that.
Butt-head: Yeah, but they probably like, tell chicks they're in Mötley Crüe.
Beavis: Yeah, yeah. I bet Vince Neil tells chicks that, too.

Butt-head: I think he's talking about humping a hound.
Beavis: Really, heh heh? That would be cool.
Butt-head: It would?

Butt-head: Dude. It is the most radical of all that is radical. This is cool.

Butt-head: Don't make me smack you!
Ticket Attendant: Oh Thor! Thor!

Ticket Attendant: Good evening, I'm Kelly! How can I help you tonight?
Butt-head: Two please!
Ticket Attendant: How old are you fellas?
Butt-head: 15!
Beavis: Yeah!
Butt-head: [He suddenly realizes that the club is "Adults Only", and changes his voice to sound older] Uhh, I mean, uhh, 27!
Beavis: Yeah!
Ticket Attendant: Not tonight, boys! Call me when you get some pubes, m'kay?

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