Open Wide for Zombies/Dumbwaiters

[from 'Dumbwaiters']

Muffy Snottwell: [looking at a magazine, to Rodrick] Oh, look, honey, it's those masks our company makes.

Norbert Foster Beaver: [in amazement] You made these masks?! We worked here as waiters so we can buy them!

Rodrick Snootwell: [takes out a box] Well, isn't that lucky? Here you go.

[Norbert and Daggett open the box up in excitement, but the masks appear to be the size of golf balls and no holes on the back]

Daggett Doofus Beaver: Hey! We can't wear these to scare the bejeebers out of people! We can't even put these on our thumbs!

[the mask magazine falls on Daggett]

Muffy Snottwell: Of course. Didn't you read the fine print?

[Norbert and Daggett see the fine print at the bottom of the cover of the magazine]

Norbert Foster Beaver, Daggett Doofus Beaver: [in unison, reading] 'Mask shown actual size'.

[Norbert and Daggett drop the magazine in shock]

Rodrick Snootwell: [leaves with his wife] Funny, I didn't know beavers had thumbs. Well, ta-ta.