- Dr. Tunde: I din't know they made such beautiful bodies here in America!
- Mia: I'm really a world reknowned aerobics instructor.
- Dr. Tunde: [pointing at Jazmin] Actually, I was talking about your beautiful plump friend here.
- Jazmin Biltmore: Me!
- Dr. Tunde: Yes, her!
- Stacey: [to Mia] Close your mouth child! Flies might get in.
- Jazmin Biltmore: And to all the people who think we got a weight problem, no, baby, we ain't got a weight problem. You just got a problem with our weight.
- Jazmin Biltmore: [to clerk at Fatass Burger] You're so ugly, your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory!
- Nigerian Door Woman: [Poking at Mia] Sister, where is your meat?
- Nigerian Door Woman: We need to fatten you up before you leave here!
- Dr. Tunde: But what about them?
- Jazmin Biltmore: Who?
- Dr. Tunde: Them!
- [looks at camera]
- Jazmin Biltmore: [turns to camera] Ohh, them. Uhh, for all of you freaky deaky, nasty minded voyeurs
- [sic]
- Jazmin Biltmore: out there
- Dr. Tunde: [interrupts] It's voyeur, it's French
- Jazmin Biltmore: ...Okay, them too. Ya'll too. For all of ya'll out there wanting to see Jaz finally get her groove on,
- [laughs]
- Jazmin Biltmore: well this is PG-13. So if you want to see some more freaky deaky, go home and be with the one you love
- [claps twice, lights go out]
- Dr. Tunde: But I would like to ask you one question.
- Jazmin Biltmore: [in her mind] Yes I would like to marry you.
- Dr. Tunde: Why do you refer to yourself as bitch?
- Jazmin Biltmore: What? Um, it, it's just an expression. American girls, we sometimes use it to refer to ourselves or our friends. It's a term of affection
- Dr. Tunde: Okay, thank you for the explanation... bitch.
- Jazmin Biltmore: Excuse me?
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