- Jarrod: It's time to pay the piper. He's gonna reap what he sowed, and it sure ain't corn. Or wheat.
- [as Lily enters the room, her face caked in makeup]
- Doug Davis: Woah!
- Nancy: Wow!
- Doug Davis: Stop the press! We've got a fashion model in the house! Is that the makeup you got from us?
- Lily: Yep.
- Doug Davis: And your skin's all right?
- Lily: Yep. Why?
- Nancy: Oh, we were just wondering.
- [Jarrod's family and Lily are all eating dinner together. Jarrod clumsily clinks his fork on his glass to get everybody's attention]
- Jarrod: [stands up] Well, I suppose I should say a few words...
- Nancy: [interrupting] Why?
- Jarrod: [shoots Nancy a look before continuing] Now we're all here, I'd just like to say that I'm really happy that we're all together under the same roof. It's always great to come home. And I'd also like to say that this Saturday I will be having a scheduled fight with Eric Elisi, the Samoan.
- Nancy: Oh, yeah. He used to beat you up.
- Mason: And me.
- Jarrod: [points at Mason] Yeah, and him. He was the toughest guy at our school. He used to pick on quite a few people, actually. Anyway, you're all invited to attend, it'd be great to see you there. Thank you.
- [sits]
- Zane: Why are you fighting him, Uncle?
- Jarrod: [stands again] Well Zane, basically, I'm gonna restore honour to the family name. To your family name.
- [sits]
- Zane: My family name's Davis. Eh, Dad?
- Doug Davis: Yep. Dangerous Davis, back in the day.
- Nancy: Yeah, I'm a Davis too.
- Jarrod: [exasperated] Yeah well it doesn't matter, does it? We're family. That's what matters.
- Lily: Do you want the big fries?
- Jarrod: No.
- Lily: It's free. I'll give them to you. The big size. Free. You'll save a dollar fifty. Free.
- Jarrod: Um, ok.
- Lily: Do you want cheese on your burger?
- Jarrod: No, thanks.
- Lily: It's free, too. I'll give it to you. You'll save sixty cents.
- Jarrod: No, thanks.
- Lily: Why? It's free cheese.
- Jarrod: Can't eat cheese.
- Lily: Oh, ok. No cheese.
- Jonah: Take me away from here.
- Lily: Where?
- Jonah: Anywhere. Help me escape.
- Lily: Okay. Where should we go?
- Jonah: Where do you want to go?
- Lily: Home, I want to go home.
- Jonah: Ah, home's horrible. You must want to go somewhere else.
- Lily: Mmm, dunno. Australia?
- Jonah: Nah, not there. My ex-wife lives there.
- Lily: What, is she alive?
- Jonah: Who cares about her, she's a lesbian.
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