Quotes

Spoons

Man: [in bed with his partner, he is listening to his iPod and moving to the music. She nudges him and he removes the headphones] I've just given Bruce Hornsby a star rating of 2.
Woman: Sarah was saying that her and Steve have sex at least 4 times a week.
Man: Do they?
Woman: Yes.
Man: Has he got an iPod?
Woman: No.
[Man nods his head as to say, "That's the reason why"]

Various characters: Ooh, you smell nice. Is that a new perfume?
Various characters: No.
Various characters: Well, you smell really nice.
Various characters: Thanks.
[pause]
Various characters: So, you obviously think that I honk like a pet shop the rest of the time. You really are an absolute jerk!

Various characters: This tastes really good. Is it a new recipe?
Various characters: Yeah.
Various characters: It tastes really good.
Various characters: Thanks.
[pause]
Various characters: So you obviously think that everything else that I cook tastes like I've wiped my arse round the side of it. You really are an absolute jerk!

Various characters: Is that a new top?
Various characters: Yeah.
Various characters: It looks good. It really suits you.
Various characters: Thanks.
[pause]
Various characters: So, you obviously think that I dress like your mum's jumble sale the rest of the time. You really are a fucking cunt!

Woman: So, um, we ended up staying over a few weeks. It was lovely, it has this beautiful house. That was gorgeous, but we'd come to see the whole area, so we moved on, ah! Then we went to the Maldives!
[breathes in]
Woman: And they've got the most...
Man: And *we* is...
Woman: Sorry?
Man: We is? You and... friend?
Woman: Oh, um... Mark, my boyfriend. And there were so many different kinds of fish, and, er, there was this one day...
Man: Oh, yeah, whatever!

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By what name was Spoons (2005) officially released in Canada in English?