Razortooth

Razortooth is one of those cgi packed creature features you'll frequently see on the Scyfy channel, and as expected is pretty damn dire.

It tells the story of a genetically altered giant eel that has broken loose of it's confines and is on a killing spree in deep south america.

Its victims including boy scouts, rednecks, escaped convicts and more rednecks. As you'd imagine the cgi is pretty poor and the creators crammed every concievable cliche into the movie.

It comes down to the local animal control guy and his ex wife sherriff to save the day and did I mention it's pretty damn dire?

Hollywood star Josh Gad can be seen here, younger, wider and looking very out of place considering how far he has come since 2007.

If you like the Scyfy creature feature tosh then this may well be for you.

The Good:

Neat looking beastie

The Bad:

Stock audio

Usual cliches

Ending was dumb

Things I Learnt From This Movie:

If Josh Gad wants to Tipp-Ex this off his resume I'd happily turn a blind eye

People who prefer animals than people are ironically my kind of people

I'd genuinely like to know why every movie of this ilk has no consistency in regards to the creatures size

If Dustin Diamond and Justin Timberlake had a baby you'd have that convict