- Agent Paul Pineapple: Dude! You totally just smacked me! Seriously, I was not expecting that at all! I almost had a heart-attack. Okay, I'm done.
- Agent Peter Pear: What does the A.S.T. stand for, anyway?
- Agent Brett Banana: Arm Strappy Thingy! What else?
- Agent Carl Coconut: [to Quincy Nelson, the dog] Over here, canine unit! See if it is feasible to apprehend me!