The Crucifier

I don't know if you can even rent this movie... it's definitely a low budget film. Looks like something someone made for some class in college. Actually, I was making better stuff when I was 13 w/ my dad's VHS camcorder!!! Just, Mine didn't have any hot girls with tits. And I don't think I would have included all these weird satanic references in it.

I don't know where this thing came from, but wow... after about 5 minutes into the movie I started to fast forward through it!!!

I think you have to be tripping on LSD to find this movie interesting at all.

It seemed more like a bad bondage film to me, there's lots of tits, lots of OK looking girls being tied up.

other than that, it truly seems like some dork got hold of some better film making equipment, and since he didn't have anything better to do with his time b/c he's a loser, he made this movie.

I can't believe I wasted 15 min trying to watch it, and all the bandwidth downloading it... AR, it's really painful...

not painful in a good way like Gummo either, painful in the having to watch your little cousins hour long film on his walk through the woods... actually THAT might be more entertaining!!!