Theodore's Terrible Thirst

Clarence, the son of Theodore, was not a chip of the old block. Clarence was a model youth. He read the classics and never drank anything stronger than buttermilk. But Theodore Well, the vil... Read allClarence, the son of Theodore, was not a chip of the old block. Clarence was a model youth. He read the classics and never drank anything stronger than buttermilk. But Theodore Well, the villagers pitied the son on the many occasions they saw him standing at the door of the villa... Read allClarence, the son of Theodore, was not a chip of the old block. Clarence was a model youth. He read the classics and never drank anything stronger than buttermilk. But Theodore Well, the villagers pitied the son on the many occasions they saw him standing at the door of the village saloon, peering in with a pathetic smile and moaning; "Father, dear Father, come home w... Read all