Lage Raho Munna Bhai (2006)

Arshad Warsi: Sarkeshwar (Circuit)

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• Circuit : Bro, are you sure that ending up in jail like this every day will increase our reputation?

• Murli Prasad Sharma - Munna Bhai : What is on 2 october?

  Circuit : Dry Day brother.

  Murli Prasad Sharma - Munna Bhai : What is Dry Day?

  Circuit : No idea brother.

• Circuit : [drunk Munan trying to put ring on Jahnvi's Finger]  Bro, Third finger from the left.

  Murli Prasad Sharma - Munna Bhai : Which one?

  Circuit : Third. One, Two, Three.

• Psychiatrist : Don't reinforce his hallucinations!

  Circuit : Hey you... I'll whack you! If the Bhai says he sees Bapu, then he sees Bapu.

  Murli Prasad Sharma - Munna Bhai : I'll whack you so hard, you'll see stars in the day. That's hallucination!

• Murli Prasad Sharma - Munna Bhai : How is it that only you and me see Bapu?

  Circuit : Bhai, it's your tremendous willpower. You brought Bapu out of the books. Like Aladdin's genie. I took you to the library, so Bapu said hello to me too. No tension, Bhai. Once he sees India's dismal state, he'll go back to the books.

• Circuit : The boss doesn't work between 9:00 am and 12:00 pm.

  Lucky Singh : Wakes up late?

  Circuit : He doesn't sleep. He's in love. All day by the sea.

  Lucky Singh : How embarrassing. I have empty apartments. Use one of those.

• Murli Prasad Sharma - Munna Bhai : Which shirt should I wear?

  Circuit : Why worry about a shirt, boss? You'll be on the radio, not TV.

• Circuit : [ejecting someone from a public restroom]  Come on, get lost. If it's so urgent, go behind a bush for it.

• Circuit : I'll explain things to her. Don't worry.

  [Murli slaps Circuit] 

  Murli Prasad Sharma - Munna Bhai : What will you explain? What will you explain? Will you explain to her that I am goon?

• Murli Prasad Sharma - Munna Bhai : You lied to me! Why? Why did you lie to me?

  Circuit : What could I have said, Bhai?

  Murli Prasad Sharma - Munna Bhai : That I'm crazy! That darn doctor was right about the chemical mess in my brain.

• Murli Prasad Sharma - Munna Bhai : Say sorry.

  Circuit : Why, Bhai?

  Murli Prasad Sharma - Munna Bhai : Bapu says it reduces hate, and increases respect. Say sorry.

  Circuit : Bapu will ruin our business.

• Murli Prasad Sharma - Munna Bhai : Tell me, what are you going to do in the village? You don't even know how to plow.

  Circuit : Bhai, if I work the plow, what will the bulls do?

• Circuit : Bhai, this guy is God. You know what, you select the Indian cricket team. Pick guys with 100 runs in their horoscope. India will never lose. 1100 not out.

  Batuk Maharaj : Don't mock my ability to read the charts.

  Murli Prasad Sharma - Munna Bhai : Where was your ability during the tsunami... the earthquake, and the flood?

  Batuk Maharaj : Listen, fellow, I don't predict weather. I predict peoples' future.

• Murli Prasad Sharma - Munna Bhai : You don't even know your own future. How can you predict someone else's?

  Batuk Maharaj : Who says I don't know my own future?

  Murli Prasad Sharma - Munna Bhai : If you do, tell us what's going to happen to you in the next two minutes.

  Batuk Maharaj : What's going to happen?

  Circuit : How would I know? You're the astrologer here. Tell me, buddy. Is there some danger coming your way?

  Batuk Maharaj : Danger? What danger?

  Murli Prasad Sharma - Munna Bhai : Circuit, pull out your gun.

  Circuit : [holding a gun]  Look. Danger.

  Murli Prasad Sharma - Munna Bhai : Hey, Circuit, take aim. I'm going to count to ten. After ten, just shoot.

  Circuit : Yes, Bhai.

  Batuk Maharaj : This is ridiculous. You can't do this.

  Murli Prasad Sharma - Munna Bhai : Hey, Batuk... if you're confident about your predictions, why worry?

• Circuit : Hey, I have an idea. We'll become professors. Teach history to the villagers.

  Murli Prasad Sharma - Munna Bhai : We know nothing about history.

  Circuit : So what? Neither do those villagers!

• Circuit : [while in jail]  Let's beat him up, they can't jail us. We are in jail anyway.