She's the Man (2006)

Robert Torti: Pistonek

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Quotes 

• Viola : What are you talking about? Why are you lying?

  Justin : Viola! End of discussion.

  Viola : FINE. End of relationship.

  Justin : Baby, don't be like that. I just don't want to see you get hurt.

  Viola : Aww. You are so full of...

  Coach Pistonek : [whistle blows]  Back to practice.

• Coach Pistonek : Yeah. Yeah. NO. No playing. You have to forfeit. There's no girls in this league. Here, look in the manual.

• Coach Pistonek : Hi girls, heard the bad news.

  Viola : Bad? It's a disaster!

  Coach Pistonek : I know. Well if there's anything I can help you with, you just say the word.

  Viola : As a matter of fact, there is. We want to try out for the boy's team.

  [Other girls agree] 

  Coach Pistonek : [laughs]  Uh, anything besides that.

  Viola : Coach, come on! You know that we're good enough!

  Coach Pistonek : I don't know that that's a thing that I know.

  Viola : All we're asking for is one shot.

  [Other girls agree] 

  Coach Pistonek : Girls, we have two weeks before school starts. Then we open against Illyria, a rivalry game. We have to win.

  Viola : And we can help you win.

  Justin : Hey, baby. What's going on coach?

  Coach Pistonek : Umm, girls here want to try out for the team.

• Coach Pistonek : I don't know that that's a thing that I know.