- Jack Backis: Annie, I picked up the phone a thousand times to call you, but with every passing year it became more difficult to think what to say.
- Annie Eason: Well that's not all your fault, I have a phone too.
- Annie Eason: Can't an old person take a nap without everyone making a fuss about it?
- Richard Eason: Mom, I thought...
- Annie Eason: Thought what? Thought that I came all this way to die?
- Ella Eason: No offense, but skinny dipping with my grandmother does not sound like fun, it sounds kind of creepy.
- Annie Eason: Well I'm going whether you are or not.
- Richard Eason: Let me speak to Ella.
- Annie Eason: She's not here.
- Richard Eason: Where is she?
- Annie Eason: She's getting... a tattoo of a big dragon on her back.
- Richard Eason: She would never do that.
- Annie Eason: And I'm getting a skull and crossbones on my butt!