Ron White: Someone stole the radio out of my van last time I was here. Thank you whoever you are.
[pause]
Ron White: I spent the entire drive home listening to the sounds of the wind for 49 hours.
[snaps his fingers, bobbing his head to an imaginary melody]
Ron White: So, I went to the insurance agency to report my claim and they asked me what kind of radio it was, and I had to idea, but the guy told me, "Mr White, if you tell us what kind of radio it was we'll know how much to write the check for." Oh?
[smirks]
Ron White: So I wrote down some big, expensive brand and he knew I was lying.
[impersonating the clerk]
Ron White: "Mr White, I don't think... *Rolex* makes a radio." It was a clock radio! Write the check, premium-boy.
